"I'll probably yell 'Brandon' and have three of them look at me," Wotus said Monday.
Actually, Wotus has figured out how he'll approach this situation.
"I'll probably call Brandon Belt 'Buck,'" Wotus said. "I wasn't a big fan of the 'Baby Giraffe.' Buck's a little more macho. I've been calling him Buck for a couple of years."
Footnote: Buck was Giants legend Willie Mays' nickname during his playing career.
Wotus plans to keep things simple with the other Brandons.
"Crawford is 'Craw' to me," Wotus said. "And I think I'll stick with 'Hicksie' for Brandon Hicks."
According to a Social Security website, Brandon was the nation's 13th most popular male baby name in 1985, the year of Hicks' birth. The name ranked 14th among newborn males in 1987, when Crawford entered this world, and 17th in 1988, when Belt was born.
Chris Haft is a reporter for MLB.com. Read his blog, Haft-Baked Ideas, and follow him on Twitter at @sfgiantsbeat. This story was not subject to the approval of Major League Baseball or its clubs.